And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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