He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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