Buhtt sex?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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