So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
No subtext here. People are naked.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
