Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Randomize
