Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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