Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
i out mim tonsoeep
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