i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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