I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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