when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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