butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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