Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'm at about main and main street
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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