remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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