I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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