if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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