if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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