We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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