I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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