No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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