Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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