omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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