So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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