Swine flu. Run for my life!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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