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Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Someone came in the potted fern
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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