you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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