shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
this will be a night to untag.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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