i don't like sucking hair
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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