I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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