This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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