I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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