Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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