Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
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Who did Billy Mays play for?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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