I got chris browned last night
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
...so i touched it.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
