I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I know her cup size but not her name....
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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