I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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