he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I need to stop coming to work sober
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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