Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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