Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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