i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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