So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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