I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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