you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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