don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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