You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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