ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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