Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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