glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
thus making me awesome and them whores
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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