The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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