What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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