all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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