I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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