She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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