I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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