I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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