Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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