does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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